meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via gothic-sanctum)

I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings. -(via yourclassyslut)

(Source: nylonpinksy, via a-momentary-lapse-of-secrets)

I become attached to people I shouldn’t. I distance myself from the people who matter. I am bad with people. I am good at being alone. But I hate being lonely. -P.P.   (via amouremeline)

(via def0rm-0-graphy)

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

(via frightening-dream)

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